Monday, July 10, 2006

SD's lack of creativity abounds...

Since I appear to be completely lacking when it comes to creativity and imagination lately, I've gone and stolen this quiz thing from Dane. And one day, one bright, beautiful day, I shall write again, but sadly, today is not that day. Mores the pity on that one, I say. Anyhow, enjoy.

How Freaky Are You? (In case you're wondering, ah, not very)

Instructions:

Copy this entire list into your blog/journal. BOLD everything about you that is true. Leave plain anything that is false about you. Put an asterisk (*) at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true.

I am bi-sexual.
My spouse or lover is aware of my orientation.
My spouse or lover has watched me have sex with someone of my gender. *
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
I masturbate more than once per day. (Well, maybe on occasion, like say, yesterday)
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I enjoy watching others having sex or being watched during sex.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have had sex with two different individuals (at seperate times) during the course of one day.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drop wax on my body.
I have a foot/sock/shoe fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
Watching someone urinate (or being watched while urinating) is a turn-on.
I have had sex in a vehicle.
I have had sex while driving a vehicle.
I have been to a sex club or bathhouse.
I like being choked during sex.
My lovers would describe me as kinky. (I suppose, on occasion)
I shave (or trim) the hair on or around my genitals.
The smell of my lover's sweat turns me on. (Eh, depends)
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
Dirty talk during sex turns me on.
I enjoy pornographic magazines.
I have a collection of porno movies.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I regularly look at porn sites on the internet.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on. (No more than any other)
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex outdoors.
I have had sex in a public place or where I might have been discovered.
I have had sex in a bathroom stall. * (Sounds strangely interesting)
I have had sex in the snow.
I am or have been in a polyamorous relationship.
I have participated in three-ways or orgies. *
I have to have music playing during sex.
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.
All day I dream about sex.* (But that'd sure as hell be fun, yes?)

Posted by SD at 7:52 PM

2 Comments

  1. Anonymous double dildo posted at 1:10 AM, July 20, 2006  
    I am bi-sexual.
    My spouse or lover is aware of my orientation.
    My spouse or lover has watched me have sex with someone of my gender.
    I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.*
    I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
    I have had sex while watching porn.
    I sleep better after sex.
    There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
    I masturbate more than once per day. (Well, maybe on occasion, like say, yesterday)
    The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
    I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
    I enjoy watching others having sex or being watched during sex.*
    I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
    I have had sex with two different individuals (at seperate times) during the course of one day.
    I have been tied up during sex.
    I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
    I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
    I have had a lover drop wax on my body.
    I have a foot/sock/shoe fetish.
    I have a leather fetish.
    I have a tickle fetish.
    Watching someone urinate (or being watched while urinating) is a turn-on.
    I have had sex in a vehicle.
    I have had sex while driving a vehicle.*
    I have been to a sex club or bathhouse.
    I like being choked during sex.
    My lovers would describe me as kinky. (I suppose, on occasion)
    I shave (or trim) the hair on or around my genitals.
    The smell of my lover's sweat turns me on. (Eh, depends)
    I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
    Dirty talk during sex turns me on.
    I enjoy pornographic magazines.
    I have a collection of porno movies.
    Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
    I have clicked on porn links in my email.
    I regularly look at porn sites on the internet.
    Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
    Interracial sex turns me on. (No more than any other)
    I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.*
    My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
    I have had sex at my place of employment.
    I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
    Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
    I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
    I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
    I have had sex under water.*
    I have had sex outdoors.*
    I have had sex in a public place or where I might have been discovered.*
    I have had sex in a bathroom stall. * (Sounds strangely interesting)
    I have had sex in the snow.*
    I am or have been in a polyamorous relationship.
    I have participated in three-ways or orgies.
    I have to have music playing during sex.
    I have flashed strangers.
    I have given sex as a gift.
    I have set up a three-way for my lover.
    I stopped during this list to have sex.
    All day I dream about sex.*
  2. Blogger Mistress S posted at 7:47 AM, July 25, 2006  
    I would love to borrow this quiz myself. Compliments on your writing. S

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